Rule no. 1 Live by the three tenets of divahood.
Rule no. 2 Be thankful you're a misfit.
Rule no. 3 You have a voice. Use it.
Rule no. 4 Get off your ass, girl.
Rule no. 5 Find your scene.
Rule no. 6 Give good face.
Rule no. 8 Keep your shit together
Rule no. 9 Be the honey and wait for the bees.
Rule no. 10 Celebrate your competition.
Rule no. 11 Believe you're the best (or fake it until you are.)
Rule no. 12 Exposure isn't money, but sometimes it can be worth more.
Rule no. 13 Never give up on yourself. Ne-ver
Rule no. 14 Keep it real, except for your tits.
Rule no. 15 If there's a crowd, work it.
Rule no. 17 Screw the penis club (Figuratively speaking, darling.)
Rule no. 18 Never trust a man in Dockers
Rule no. 19 Project positivity, even when you feel like shit.
Rule no. 20 Act like a star, even if no one's watching.
Rule no. 21 If you take no for an answer twice, you're f*cking up.
Rule no. 22 Stop relying on that body.
Rule no. 24 Make your boss look good.
Rule no. 25 Build your legacy.
